Cue the fanfare.
Or the green-screen with the rating-box thingy.
Because I have for you a preview, a taste, nay, a sampling, of delights soon to come to our humble little nook of Cyberspace. This announcement is so big, and so awesome, and so super-great, that I have to tell you in person. So I bring you. A Vlog [coincidentally, the only word geekier sounding than Blog]:
Are you barely able to sit still? Can you hardly contain your giggles of excitement?
You are in good company.